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Lineage: Han Solo Hash Plant × Double Burger
Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

Hashburger is a bold hybrid known for its sharp ammonia aroma layered with peppery spice and funky cheese notes. The effects roll in with a euphoric lift that gradually settles into deep relaxation and sleepy calm. Commonly enjoyed for unwinding in the evening, easing stress, and preparing for restful downtime. A pungent, savory strain that delivers heavy comfort with a smooth, blissful finish.

Lineage: [Unknown]
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Citrus Blossoms is a mysterious strain with limited publicly available information, though it is believed to be a sativa or sativa-leaning hybrid. As its name suggests, it likely offers bright citrus-forward aromas and uplifting effects. Perfect for daytime use, this strain may be a great pick for those seeking energy, focus, or creativity in their session—even if its full genetic background remains a secret.

Get your green on with Simply Herb’s Limited-Edition vape flavor. A lucky blend of sweet candy and fruity notes that can give you a boost of energy – perfect for your St. Paddy’s Day celebrations!

Pairs best with:
– Eating corned beef and cabbage
– Going to a parade
– Searching for gold

Solvents Used: Ethanol

Lineage: Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Garlic

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

1800mAh battery
Dry herb vaporizer
Precision temperature control (200-480°F)
Ceramic chamber
Convection heating
Smart vibration function
LCD color screen
Magnetic straw mouthpiece
Includes USB-C charge cable
Multiple color options

Lineage: Lemon Skunk × Green Ribbon
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Lemon Skunk x Green Ribbon is a lively sativa that bursts with bright citrus character layered over classic skunky depth and fresh herbal notes. The effects spark an uplifting wave of energetic clarity that keeps the mind alert and motivated. Commonly enjoyed for daytime productivity, creative thinking, and boosting overall mood. A vibrant, citrus-forward strain that delivers refreshing energy with smooth, clear-headed focus.

(28 x .5g Pre-Rolls)

Dirty Taxi + Donny Burger
(GMO x Chem I95) + (GMO x Han Solo Burger)

No shake. No shortcuts. Just fire. Whole flower. Wide tip. Pure & Potent.

No blends, no nonsense!
This 1g Pre-Roll is potent! It’s built to enhance your senses with sharper highs, and profound flavor, dripping in rich terpenes that hit your head and body like a wave. Get ready for a next-level smoking experience – We keep our expectations high, so you experience only the best, the Happy Valley Infused Pre-Roll has a wider tip that delivers big plumes of smoke, an even burn from start to finish and is made with precision and love. You do not light this up just to chill – You light this up to unlock.
Why you’ll love it:
• Single cultivar only – one source, no compromise.
• Infused with Happy Valley Live Vape Oil – Pure, potent and loaded with terps.
• Happy Valley quality – Cultivated with obsession, crafted with edge.

(Banana Jealousy x Super Lemon Haze) + (Sugar Coat x Bakers Dozen)

No shake. No shortcuts. Just fire. Whole flower. Wide tip. Pure & Potent.

No blends, no nonsense!
This 1g Pre-Roll is potent! It’s built to enhance your senses with sharper highs, and profound flavor, dripping in rich terpenes that hit your head and body like a wave. Get ready for a next-level smoking experience – We keep our expectations high, so you experience only the best, the Happy Valley Infused Pre-Roll has a wider tip that delivers big plumes of smoke, an even burn from start to finish and is made with precision and love. You do not light this up just to chill – You light this up to unlock.
Why you’ll love it:
• Single cultivar only – one source, no compromise.
• Infused with Happy Valley Live Vape Oil – Pure, potent and loaded with terps.
• Happy Valley quality – Cultivated with obsession, crafted with edge.

Lineage: Franken Cakes x Gorilla Diesel #3
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Bright, sweet, and built for lift-off. A cross between Franken Cakes and Gorilla Diesel #3, Pineapple Donut delivers a punchy tropical burst with a sugary pastry finish and a streak of classic diesel funk. The high hits fast with an energizing, heady buzz that boosts mood, focus, and creative flow — all while keeping your body light and active. Perfect for busy days, brainstorming sessions, or anytime you want a sweet tropical spark to keep you moving.

Lineage: Motorbreath #15 x Super Lemon Haze
Terpenes: [Unknown]

This new Sativa is the result of some of Happy Valley Genetics best in-house breeding work to date! We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze. This truly captures the best of both worlds from its parents and delivers a new and unique experience.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Lineage: GMO x Chem Dog I-95
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Dirty Taxi is a legendary indica-dominant hybrid bred by Top Dawg Seeds. It leaves an unforgettable impression with its distinctive Chemdog aroma and packs a punch when smoked. Its complex scent profile combines sweet, diesel, and earthy notes, while creating a unique and strong experience. Anyone who loves GMO or Sour Diesel is sure to enjoy this trip down memory lane.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Lineage: Triangle Kush × Animal Mints
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Wedding Cake delivers decadent notes of vanilla, pepper, and buttery sweetness, making it as indulgent as its name suggests. This hybrid offers relaxing, mood-enhancing effects with a touch of arousal and appetite stimulation—perfect for unwinding or setting the mood. Commonly used to help with stress, low libido, and appetite loss. A flavorful favorite that’s both soothing and satisfying.