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(Han Solo Burger x Black Triangle Kush) x Double Burger

No shake. No shortcuts. Just fire. Whole flower. Wide tip. Pure & Potent.

No blends, no nonsense!
This 1g Pre-Roll is potent! It’s built to enhance your senses with sharper highs, and profound flavor, dripping in rich terpenes that hit your head and body like a wave. Get ready for a next-level smoking experience – We keep our expectations high, so you experience only the best, the Happy Valley Infused Pre-Roll has a wider tip that delivers big plumes of smoke, an even burn from start to finish and is made with precision and love. You do not light this up just to chill – You light this up to unlock.
Why you’ll love it:
• Single cultivar only – one source, no compromise.
• Infused with Happy Valley Live Vape Oil – Pure, potent and loaded with terps.
• Happy Valley quality – Cultivated with obsession, crafted with edge.

Lineage: Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Garlic

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Lineage: GMO x Chem Dog I-95
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Dirty Taxi is a legendary indica-dominant hybrid bred by Top Dawg Seeds. It leaves an unforgettable impression with its distinctive Chemdog aroma and packs a punch when smoked. Its complex scent profile combines sweet, diesel, and earthy notes, while creating a unique and strong experience. Anyone who loves GMO or Sour Diesel is sure to enjoy this trip down memory lane.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Lineage: Banana Cream Cake × Jealousy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Banana Jealousy is an indica-dominant hybrid that blends ripe banana sweetness with hints of berry and smooth honey undertones. The effects spark a wave of upbeat energy and giggly euphoria before easing into calming, full-body relaxation. Commonly enjoyed for lifting the mood while staying comfortably mellow, making it a great choice for social evenings or laid-back creative time. A sweet, dessert-inspired strain that balances playful energy with soothing vibes.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Lineage: Wedding Cake × Girl Scout Cookies
Terpenes: Pinene, Limonene, Myrcene

White Wedding is a balanced hybrid that blends sharp ammonia notes with creamy vanilla sweetness and a hint of crisp apple. The effects begin with a light tingly sensation before settling into euphoric uplift and smooth, full-body relaxation. Commonly enjoyed for easing stress, enhancing mood, and unwinding without feeling overly heavy. A bold, dessert-inspired strain that pairs pungent character with comforting, feel-good vibes.

Lineage: Banana Jealousy x Super Lemon Haze
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines an old school Sativa classic, Super Lemon Haze with a modern-day Hybrid Banana Jealousy. The strong lemon candy Super Lemon Haze flavor perfectly meets the sweet, earthy, creamy smell and flavor of the Banana Jealousy.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Pine

Lineage: Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze
Terpenes: [Unknown]

This legendary Sativa is a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze. This lineage is directly responsible for the impressive terpene profile and overall uplifting effects of this award-winning cultivar. Its lemon citrus-tinged flavor delivers a strong but clear-headed, cerebral experience that tends to lend vibrant focus and mental stimulation at the onset. A lot of people describe Super Lemon Haze as the perfect combination of tart lemons, sweetness, and with small dash of spice.

Breeder: Greenhouse Seeds Genetics

Flavor Profile: Citrus, Earthy, Sweet

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. Our Pre-Roll 7-Pack Tin contains seven .5g Pre-Rolls, matches and a striking surface to light at your convenience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Lineage: Motorbreath #15 x Super Lemon Haze
Terpenes: [Unknown]

This new Sativa is the result of some of Happy Valley Genetics best in-house breeding work to date! We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze. This truly captures the best of both worlds from its parents and delivers a new and unique experience.

Flavor Profile: Lemon, Pine, Candy

Lineage: Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Garlic

Lineage: Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Garlic

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.