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Lineage: Motorbreath #15 x Super Lemon Haze
Terpenes: [Unknown]

This new Sativa is the result of some of Happy Valley Genetics best in-house breeding work to date! We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze. This truly captures the best of both worlds from its parents and delivers a new and unique experience.

Flavor Profile: Lemon, Pine, Candy

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Lineage: Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Garlic

A flavorful hybrid from Compound Genetics, Grapple Pie is a cross between Apple Fritter and Grape Gasoline. This strain offers a complex aroma of sweet grapes, tart apples, and gassy diesel. The effects are relaxing and euphoric, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day. Its dense, purple-tinged buds and rich terpene profile make Grapple Pie a standout choice for those seeking both flavor and relaxation.

Available in the Traveler Pro || Custom engineered by Fernway, every component has been intentionally upgraded to redefine a premium vaping experience.

Crisp, herbal, robust. Beloved for its unique profile and uncompromising strength.

Flavor Notes:
-Citrus
-Earth
-Sweet

Genetics:
Brazil Sativa X South Indian Indica

Legacy strains Sour Diesel and Strawberry Cough are crossed to produce Strawberry Sour Diesel, a fruity Sativa with a diesel kick. On the smoke, the terpene profile offers a sweet, candied strawberry note with minor floral accents for the inhale, while the exhale turns sharp with a citrusy pine and diesel gas aftertaste. This Sativa kicks off with a brightening high and gentle euphoria that spreads quickly to the body, eventually settling in for a relaxed yet uplifting after-high.

Five mini kief-coated donut blunts with glass tips, wrapped in natural hemp. Each mini blunt is 5× infused with liquid diamonds and rolled in kief. Glass tips deliver a smooth, clean draw every time.

Strawberry drips golden berry sweetness with strawberry and soft tropical flair.

Each piece is infused with distillate for consistent dosing and crafted for a smooth, balanced effect. Made to last, these gummies are vegan, and gluten-free, making them a reliable treat wherever you go.

Fresh – Potent – Affordable – Perpetual Gummies.

Five mini kief-coated donut blunts with glass tips, wrapped in natural hemp. Each mini blunt is 5× infused with liquid diamonds and rolled in kief. Glass tips deliver a smooth, clean draw every time.

Lineage: [Unknown]
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Lasso’d is a lively sativa known for its bright, energizing character and clear-headed lift. The effects rope in an uplifting surge of focus and motivation while keeping the mood light and positive. Commonly enjoyed for daytime productivity, creative bursts, and social sessions that call for steady momentum. A spirited strain that keeps the mind engaged and the vibes riding high.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Lineage: GreenFire/Grape Pie x LilMissHS
Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Bright, tropical energy meets smooth, juicy relaxation. Born from GreenFire × Grape Pie and LilMissHS, Tamarindo blends the uplifting spark of Green Crack and Fire OG with the rich, candy-like sweetness of Grape Stomper and Cherry Pie. The result? A vibrant hybrid with tangy fruit flavor, subtle spice, and a creamy grape finish. Expect a clear, happy head buzz that boosts creativity, paired with a mellow body ease that never weighs you down. Perfect for daytime adventures, social hangs, or anytime you want sunshine in your lungs and good vibes on demand.