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Lineage: Banana Cream Cake × Sour Straws
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Yellow Straws is an indica-leaning hybrid that blends sweet candy flavor with ripe banana notes and a touch of funky depth. The effects settle in with calming relaxation that gradually drifts into sleepy, full-body comfort. Commonly enjoyed for evening wind-down, easing stress, and settling into peaceful downtime. A dessert-inspired strain that balances sugary sweetness with mellow, soothing vibes.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Lineage: Goji Razz × G-13 Hashplant
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Raspberry Hashplant is an indica-leaning hybrid that blends bright citrus and fruity sweetness with herbal depth and a touch of spicy warmth. The effects wash in with gentle euphoria that settles into calming relaxation and a steady, happy mood. Commonly enjoyed for evening wind-down, easing stress, and finding a comfortable, mellow groove. A flavorful strain that pairs sweet fruit character with classic hashplant richness.

Meet the Legacy Series. Bold, authentic, cannabis first profiles that are earthy, gassy, piney, and herbal. This series is unmistakably cannabis forward with deep, robust, complex profiles and true strain personality in every puff. For those who want their cannabis to taste like cannabis.

Savory, funky, and intensely gassy, this profile leans into garlic, onion, and diesel notes with subtle sweetness underneath. The flavor is loud, pungent, and unmistakably bold.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Lineage: Lemon Skunk × Super Silver Haze
Terpenes: Terpinolene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Super Lemon Haze is a zesty sativa celebrated for its bright citrus explosion — a sharp blend of lemon, lime, and sugary citrus peel. The uplifting aroma translates directly into its effects, offering a clean, energized buzz that sharpens focus and boosts mood. Its lively, electric high makes it perfect for daytime activities, creative sessions, or anytime you need a refreshing mental reset with a cheerful, motivated kick.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

A perfect blend of subtle sweetness and boldly brewed coffee in every sip.

Lineage: Afghan Peach x Powder Sugar
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Powder Peach is a unique sativa cross of Afghan Peach (Landrace Afghani x Papaya) x Powder Sugar (Cookies and cream x Sugar Berry Scone), leaning heavily into the citrus and spice notes but with a saccharine sweet finish. It behaves like most sativa strains in that it will relax your body and relieve your aches, however, Powder Peach won’t keep you in your head and will ward off any sativa-inducing anxieties. A tried and true sativa for any cannabis consumer.

Lineage: Apples & Bananas x Eye Candy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Blue Lobster is a flavorful hybrid bursting with fruity notes of blueberry, apple, and plum. Its effects are balanced and enjoyable, offering a relaxing body high paired with euphoric mental clarity. Ideal for socializing or unwinding, users often find themselves uplifted, talkative, and pleasantly calm.

Lineage: Cherry Cream Pie x Pressure
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Air Tight is a deeply soothing indica hybrid that blends the rich, dessert-like cherry notes of Cherry Cream Pie with the dense, gassy power of Pressure. Its flavor profile is both sweet and fuel-forward, creating a satisfying balance between fruity indulgence and raw potency. The effects are heavily sedating and deeply relaxing, washing away tension and stress as the body sinks into calm stillness. Perfect for unwinding after a long day or settling into a restful night.

Lineage: (Biscotti x Jealousy) x Sherb Bx
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Permanent Marker is a balanced hybrid cross of heavy hitters from the cookie fam lineup, (Biscotti x Jealousy) x Sherb Bx, that was created by Seed Junky genetics. While this strain may draw together a few strains that are known for their pastry-like flavor, this cultivar has an aroma that smells like an uncapped permanent marker. Once consumed, this hybrid will produce a cerebral but still lucid high, that may be a great “all day smoke”