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Lineage: GMO x Chem Dog I-95
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Dirty Taxi is a legendary indica-dominant hybrid bred by Top Dawg Seeds. It leaves an unforgettable impression with its distinctive Chemdog aroma and packs a punch when smoked. Its complex scent profile combines sweet, diesel, and earthy notes, while creating a unique and strong experience. Anyone who loves GMO or Sour Diesel is sure to enjoy this trip down memory lane.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Lineage: Triangle Kush × Animal Mints
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Wedding Cake delivers decadent notes of vanilla, pepper, and buttery sweetness, making it as indulgent as its name suggests. This hybrid offers relaxing, mood-enhancing effects with a touch of arousal and appetite stimulation—perfect for unwinding or setting the mood. Commonly used to help with stress, low libido, and appetite loss. A flavorful favorite that’s both soothing and satisfying.

Lineage: [Unknown]
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Foreign Frost is a cool, aromatic cultivar that lives up to its name with crisp, frosty notes and a smooth finish. Expect a layered profile blending icy sweetness with subtle earthy and herbal undertones, rounded out by a clean, refreshing aroma.

Lineage: [Unknown]
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Gasoline Ganache is a mystery strain that, true to its decadent name, hints at a fusion of rich dessert-like sweetness with a fuel-forward punch. While its exact lineage remains unknown, its name suggests a bold and indulgent profile — one that balances gassy intensity with smooth, creamy undertones. The effects are yet to be fully charted, but Gasoline Ganache promises an experience as unique and intriguing as its name, appealing to connoisseurs who appreciate the thrill of the unknown.

Lineage: [Unknown]
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Frosted Cowboy is a balanced hybrid that brings a smooth, easygoing experience with a bold edge. The effects ride in with uplifting clarity before settling into comfortable body relaxation. Commonly enjoyed for boosting mood, easing stress, and keeping a steady, mellow vibe throughout the day or evening. A versatile strain that pairs calm confidence with a cool, frosted finish.

Lineage: GSC phenotype
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool

Dosidos is a well-known hybrid phenotype of GSC that blends soft floral notes with peppery spice and earthy depth. The effects begin with a gentle tingly sensation before settling into deep relaxation that can drift toward sleepy calm. Commonly enjoyed for evening wind-down, stress relief, and easing both mind and body into a tranquil state. A flavorful, soothing strain that balances subtle sweetness with heavy, comforting vibes.

Sparq’s 510 thread C-Cell THC Vape is made with premium distillite. This hard-hitting cart provides a long-lasting high.

Lineage: Paris OG × The Menthol
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Pavé is a well-balanced hybrid that pairs sweet pear notes with cool menthol and a subtle peppery kick for a uniquely refreshing flavor profile. The effects begin with a pleasant tingly sensation that melts into euphoric calm and full-body relaxation. Commonly enjoyed for easing stress, enhancing mood, and settling into a comfortable, laid-back state. A smooth, cooling strain that blends uplifting bliss with soothing physical comfort.

Meet Briq 2, the new gold standard in vaping from Select. The only vape powered by Flavor Protection Technology™ for smoother, richer flavor. And featuring exclusive Meter Mode Intelligence™ for precise dose control. Those paired with our high-purity oil creates a consistently elevated experience puff after puff.

Meet the Flavor Series. Bright, juicy, and flavor forward with hints of vibrant fruit notes and sweet, cozy favorites. Universally recognizable profiles inspired by beloved strains and familiar tastes. From tropical zest to deep berry sweetness, find irresistible delight in every draw. For the Flavor Explorers.

Baja Smash hits with a powerful burst of lime-forward citrus and bright tropical sweetness. Zesty, juicy, and ultra-refreshing, it delivers a bold, high-energy flavor with a clean, mouth-watering finish.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Lineage: GMO x Z x OG Kush
Terpenes: [Unknown]

GMO Z is an Indica-dominant hybrid cultivar that is known to deliver heavy and intense cerebral effects, and has a flavor profile that offers hints of sour candy with fuel undertones.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. Our Pre-Roll 7-Pack Tin contains seven .5g Pre-Rolls, matches and a striking surface to light at your convenience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Lineage: (Han Solo Burger x Black Triangle Kush) x Double Burger
Terpenes: [Unknown]

We sourced this amazing clone straight from the breeder, Skunk House Genetics. It is truly the pinnacle of GMO and Chemdog related cultivars, with a perfect balance of funk from its legendary parents. This indica leaning hybrid delivers a strong but relaxing experience that any new or seasoned cannabis connoisseur will love. Hash Burger packs a punch so be prepared for nasty, skunky smells and flavors that old school heads love to reminisce about.

Flavor Profile: Skunk, Gas, Garlic

Lineage: Banana Jealousy x Super Lemon Haze
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines an old school Sativa classic, Super Lemon Haze with a modern-day Hybrid Banana Jealousy. The strong lemon candy Super Lemon Haze flavor perfectly meets the sweet, earthy, creamy smell and flavor of the Banana Jealousy.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Pine