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Lineage: Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Garlic

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Lineage: Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Garlic

Meet the muze 3.5G 7-Pack. Each pack includes seven 0.5g pre-rolls crafted with pure ground flower and designed for easy sharing or pacing yourself your way. Choose from flavored options, infused with our signature Terpods for bold, expressive taste from first spark to final pull, or go unflavored for a clean, classic flower experience that lets the cultivar speak for itself.

Sweet Watermelon – Hybrid:

Watermelon reimagined with that farmstand fresh flavor, but sweeter! A well-balanced flavor profile and experience that hits all the right spots!

Whether you’re taking the week in stride or lighting up back-to-back, this pack is ready to match the moment and keep the vibe moving.

CRANK THE VOLUME UP with muze Flavored Pre-Rolls!

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

A flavorful hybrid from Compound Genetics, Grapple Pie is a cross between Apple Fritter and Grape Gasoline. This strain offers a complex aroma of sweet grapes, tart apples, and gassy diesel. The effects are relaxing and euphoric, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day. Its dense, purple-tinged buds and rich terpene profile make Grapple Pie a standout choice for those seeking both flavor and relaxation.

Available in the Traveler Pro || Custom engineered by Fernway, every component has been intentionally upgraded to redefine a premium vaping experience.

Crisp, herbal, robust. Beloved for its unique profile and uncompromising strength.

Flavor Notes:
-Citrus
-Earth
-Sweet

Genetics:
Brazil Sativa X South Indian Indica

Legacy strains Sour Diesel and Strawberry Cough are crossed to produce Strawberry Sour Diesel, a fruity Sativa with a diesel kick. On the smoke, the terpene profile offers a sweet, candied strawberry note with minor floral accents for the inhale, while the exhale turns sharp with a citrusy pine and diesel gas aftertaste. This Sativa kicks off with a brightening high and gentle euphoria that spreads quickly to the body, eventually settling in for a relaxed yet uplifting after-high.

Five mini kief-coated donut blunts with glass tips, wrapped in natural hemp. Each mini blunt is 5× infused with liquid diamonds and rolled in kief. Glass tips deliver a smooth, clean draw every time.

Strawberry drips golden berry sweetness with strawberry and soft tropical flair.

Each piece is infused with distillate for consistent dosing and crafted for a smooth, balanced effect. Made to last, these gummies are vegan, and gluten-free, making them a reliable treat wherever you go.

Fresh – Potent – Affordable – Perpetual Gummies.

Five mini kief-coated donut blunts with glass tips, wrapped in natural hemp. Each mini blunt is 5× infused with liquid diamonds and rolled in kief. Glass tips deliver a smooth, clean draw every time.

Lineage: [Unknown]
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Lasso’d is a lively sativa known for its bright, energizing character and clear-headed lift. The effects rope in an uplifting surge of focus and motivation while keeping the mood light and positive. Commonly enjoyed for daytime productivity, creative bursts, and social sessions that call for steady momentum. A spirited strain that keeps the mind engaged and the vibes riding high.