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Lineage: Lemon Skunk × Super Silver Haze
Terpenes: Terpinolene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Super Lemon Haze is a zesty sativa celebrated for its bright citrus explosion — a sharp blend of lemon, lime, and sugary citrus peel. The uplifting aroma translates directly into its effects, offering a clean, energized buzz that sharpens focus and boosts mood. Its lively, electric high makes it perfect for daytime activities, creative sessions, or anytime you need a refreshing mental reset with a cheerful, motivated kick.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Meet the Legacy Series. Bold, authentic, cannabis first profiles that are earthy, gassy, piney, and herbal. This series is unmistakably cannabis forward with deep, robust, complex profiles and true strain personality in every puff. For those who want their cannabis to taste like cannabis.

Savory, funky, and intensely gassy, this profile leans into garlic, onion, and diesel notes with subtle sweetness underneath. The flavor is loud, pungent, and unmistakably bold.

Lineage: Afghan Peach x Powder Sugar
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Powder Peach is a unique Sativa, leaning heavily into the citrus and spice notes but with a saccharine sweet finish. It behaves like most Sativa strains in that it will relax your body and relieve your aches, however, Powder Peach won’t keep you in your head and will ward off any Sativa-inducing anxieties. This is a great strain to smoke before enjoying some carnival food, watching a campy horror movie, or relaxing with some watercolor paints.

A perfect blend of subtle sweetness and boldly brewed coffee in every sip.

Lineage: Apples & Bananas x Eye Candy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Blue Lobster is a flavorful hybrid bursting with fruity notes of blueberry, apple, and plum. Its effects are balanced and enjoyable, offering a relaxing body high paired with euphoric mental clarity. Ideal for socializing or unwinding, users often find themselves uplifted, talkative, and pleasantly calm.

Lineage: Cherry Cream Pie x Pressure
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Air Tight is a deeply soothing indica hybrid that blends the rich, dessert-like cherry notes of Cherry Cream Pie with the dense, gassy power of Pressure. Its flavor profile is both sweet and fuel-forward, creating a satisfying balance between fruity indulgence and raw potency. The effects are heavily sedating and deeply relaxing, washing away tension and stress as the body sinks into calm stillness. Perfect for unwinding after a long day or settling into a restful night.

Lineage: (Biscotti x Jealousy) x Sherb Bx
Terpenes: [Unknown]

Permanent Marker is a balanced hybrid cross of heavy hitters from the cookie fam lineup, (Biscotti x Jealousy) x Sherb Bx, that was created by Seed Junky genetics. While this strain may draw together a few strains that are known for their pastry-like flavor, this cultivar has an aroma that smells like an uncapped permanent marker. Once consumed, this hybrid will produce a cerebral but still lucid high, that may be a great “all day smoke”

Lineage: GMO × Gush Mints
Terpenes: [Unknown]

GMO x Gush Mints is a potent hybrid that blends savory, garlicky funk with cool mint and subtle sweet undertones. The effects come on strong with deep relaxation and a heavy, euphoric body feel while keeping the mind pleasantly elevated. Commonly enjoyed for evening wind-down, stress relief, and settling into a calm, full-bodied state. A bold, flavor-forward strain that delivers rich intensity with smooth, minty depth.

Razzicle Breath limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Blue Razzicle, Zoap X Grape Breath.

Manufacturers create budder (or batter) by pouring extract into a heat-resistant glass vessel and whipping it as heat is applied. This concentrates the extract and creates a creamy tan or amber product.

Cured refers to the cannabis material used in the extraction process. Cured resin or concentrate is made from dried and cured cannabis flowers, a process that typically takes several weeks to reduce moisture and enhance flavor and aroma. However, some volatile terpenes can be lost during the curing process.

Snowcap Cookies limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Snowcap Cookies.

Discover the mystique of Blue Widow Moon Rocks. These premium flower buds are meticulously crafted by blending top-shelf cannabis with high-quality oil distillate and a rich coating of kief. The result is a potent, berry-infused experience that captures the enchanting essence of the Blue Widow strain.

Lineage: Skunk #1
Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene

Green Crack is a legendary sativa known for its sharp citrus, juicy mango, and earthy flavors. Its invigorating effects deliver energy, focus, and talkative vibes, making it a perfect daytime strain for productivity or socializing.