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Lineage: Wedding Cake × Girl Scout Cookies
Terpenes: Pinene, Limonene, Myrcene

White Wedding is a balanced hybrid that blends sharp ammonia notes with creamy vanilla sweetness and a hint of crisp apple. The effects begin with a light tingly sensation before settling into euphoric uplift and smooth, full-body relaxation. Commonly enjoyed for easing stress, enhancing mood, and unwinding without feeling overly heavy. A bold, dessert-inspired strain that pairs pungent character with comforting, feel-good vibes.

Lineage: Han Solo Burger x Super Lemon Haze #119
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new hybrid flower offering bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics that crosses the pungent Han Solo Burger with our Super Lemon Haze #119. This led to a visually stunning new genetic with dense trichome covered flowers and purple hues throughout. Lemon Smuggler has classic old school cannabis vibes that hits strong behind the eyes, is super potent but relaxing and enjoyable. The aroma and flavor is complex due to the unique combination of genetics, you get some of the skunk and acrid funk of the Han Solo Burger but its balance with earthy, spicy flavors of classic haze varieties

Lineage: Motorbreath #15 x Super Lemon Haze
Terpenes: [Unknown]

This new Sativa is the result of some of Happy Valley Genetics best in-house breeding work to date! We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze. This truly captures the best of both worlds from its parents and delivers a new and unique experience.

Flavor Profile: Lemon, Pine, Candy

Meet the muze 3.5G 7-Pack. Each pack includes seven 0.5g pre-rolls crafted with pure ground flower and designed for easy sharing or pacing yourself your way. Choose from flavored options, infused with our signature Terpods for bold, expressive taste from first spark to final pull, or go unflavored for a clean, classic flower experience that lets the cultivar speak for itself.

Sweet Watermelon – Hybrid:

Watermelon reimagined with that farmstand fresh flavor, but sweeter! A well-balanced flavor profile and experience that hits all the right spots!

Whether you’re taking the week in stride or lighting up back-to-back, this pack is ready to match the moment and keep the vibe moving.

CRANK THE VOLUME UP with muze Flavored Pre-Rolls!

Lineage: Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Garlic

Meet the muze 3.5G 7-Pack. Each pack includes seven 0.5g pre-rolls crafted with pure ground flower and designed for easy sharing or pacing yourself your way. Choose from flavored options, infused with our signature Terpods for bold, expressive taste from first spark to final pull, or go unflavored for a clean, classic flower experience that lets the cultivar speak for itself.

Lemonade – Sativa:

Sweeter than summertime lemonade, let the flavor wash over you while you take a ride on a warm ray of sunny sativa tranquility!

Whether you’re taking the week in stride or lighting up back-to-back, this pack is ready to match the moment and keep the vibe moving.

CRANK THE VOLUME UP with muze Flavored Pre-Rolls!

Lineage: Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy
Terpenes: [Unknown]

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Garlic

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

A flavorful hybrid from Compound Genetics, Grapple Pie is a cross between Apple Fritter and Grape Gasoline. This strain offers a complex aroma of sweet grapes, tart apples, and gassy diesel. The effects are relaxing and euphoric, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day. Its dense, purple-tinged buds and rich terpene profile make Grapple Pie a standout choice for those seeking both flavor and relaxation.

Available in the Traveler Pro || Custom engineered by Fernway, every component has been intentionally upgraded to redefine a premium vaping experience.

Crisp, herbal, robust. Beloved for its unique profile and uncompromising strength.

Flavor Notes:
-Citrus
-Earth
-Sweet

Genetics:
Brazil Sativa X South Indian Indica

Legacy strains Sour Diesel and Strawberry Cough are crossed to produce Strawberry Sour Diesel, a fruity Sativa with a diesel kick. On the smoke, the terpene profile offers a sweet, candied strawberry note with minor floral accents for the inhale, while the exhale turns sharp with a citrusy pine and diesel gas aftertaste. This Sativa kicks off with a brightening high and gentle euphoria that spreads quickly to the body, eventually settling in for a relaxed yet uplifting after-high.