Cannabis Products For Sale

Theory’s Cookies and Cream White Chocolate Bar is a decadent delight that combines a velvety white chocolate base with a premium blend of full-spectrum cannabis oil. This artisanal treat is filled with your favorite chocolate wafer and offers a rich and delightful infused experience. Their chocolate bars are meticulously handcrafted, featuring 100% traceable, single-varietal chocolate and the finest ingredients for a truly elevated indulgence. (20 Servings)

Lineage: Apples & Bananas x Grape Gasoline
Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Humulene

With rich, fruity notes of grape, sweet apple, and a touch of fuel, Gastropop is a flavorful sativa-leaning hybrid that leans surprisingly chill. Its effects are mellow and soothing, often sparking a calm, happy vibe paired with a serious boost in appetite. Ideal for winding down without full sedation, or enhancing a laid-back afternoon. Commonly used to help with stress, anxiety, and loss of appetite—this one’s a feast for the senses.

Select Classic Bites are infused with our award-winning, concentrated broad-spectrum oil. These are the perfect edibles to dial into your desired experience no matter what the occasion. Expect traditional edible effects and onset times (1-2 hours). Kick back and enjoy!

Coquito is a cannabis strain that smells sweet, creamy, and cinnamon like Horchata varieties. We’re still learning about Coquito’s genetics from California grower Lyfted and the brand Fresca. Horchata comes from Jet Fuel Gelato x Mochi Gelato. Coquito drink is a Puerto Rican Christmas eggnog that’s creamy and sweet, with coconut, cinnamon, and vanilla. Coquito feels like a hybrid indica and goes great catching up with a buddy this winter break.

The Smaug Pipe gives but a taste of the true smoking flames of a powerful, ancient dragon. This Churchwarden style pipe is made from quality Cherry wood with an aluminum stem, and the bowl is engraved with a dragon’s silhouette. These pipes measure 11.5 inches (29.2cm) long and include their own poking & tamping tool, bowl screens, & pipe cleaners. Each The Lord of the Rings Shire Pipe comes packaged in an official collector’s gift box.

Artfully blended for bliss, these purposefully perfected confections are like cashmere socks for your soul. Bursting with sparkling pear goodness and socially-dosed euphoria, each bite transports the senses to a day spa.

Introducing the newest addition to Simply Herb’s lineup – flavorful distillate vapes!

At Simply Herb, we like to keep things simple. We like our vapes fun and easy-going, just like us. We’ve taken our “simple is best” approach to life and applied it to our vapes, creating exciting flavors sure to entertain your taste buds. Choose from fruity, desserty, or minty flavors, to add a flavor twist to your day. Treat yourself to a simply flavorful vaping experience.

Solvents Used: Ethanol

Granddaddy Purple, also known as GDP, is a renowned indica-dominant hybrid created in 2003 by Ken Estes through the cross of Purple Urkle and Big Bud. This strain is celebrated for its striking deep purple buds, sweet grape and berry aroma, and powerful relaxing effects.

GDP’s flavor profile features notes of sweet berries and earthy undertones, delivering a smooth and flavorful experience. The effects are deeply calming, providing a fusion of cerebral euphoria and physical relaxation, making it ideal for evening use or unwinding after a long day.

Due to its potent effects, Granddaddy Purple is often chosen by those seeking relief from stress, anxiety, insomnia, and appetite loss. Its enduring popularity and distinctive characteristics have solidified GDP as a staple in the cannabis community.

The Doob Cube MINI is packed with twenty .35 gram pre-rolled joints, 4 different cultivars (allocated with color coded tips). Get a mix of strains for a full range of effects in one package. The Doob Cube MINI is perfect for keeping all your joints in a pocket-sized cube, not to mention, you’re saving 20 pre-roll tubes! Bring this along for any occasion and always have a stash with you!

Strain variety rotates, ask your wellness advisor for testing information!

Grandaddy Purp features a complex profile with sweet grape and berry flavors complemented by herbal and pine notes. This classic strain is known for its deeply relaxing effects and rich, fruity aroma.

Mood Orientation: Relaxed, Sleepy
Plant Structure: Indica
Flavor and Aroma: Grape, Berry
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
Cultivar Origins: Purple Urkle, Big Bud

Lineage: Bubba Kush
Terpenes: Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene

With rich notes of ripe plum, floral undertones, and a sweet berry finish, Sugar Plum Sunset is a deeply relaxing indica perfect for winding down. Its effects are calming, tingly, and sleep-inducing—great for quiet evenings or prepping for a restful night. Often chosen for relief from insomnia, stress, and body tension. Smooth, soothing, and as comforting as a sunset view.

The Treebeard Pipe moves slowly and takes time to contemplate choices and find the right path. This Churchwarden style pipe has a singular design made from quality Cherry wood, and the bowl is engraved with a leafy, smiling face of the Ent Treebeard. These pipes measure 13 inches (33cm) long and include their own poking & tamping tool, bowl screens, & pipe cleaners. Each The Lord of the Rings Shire Pipe comes packaged in an official collector’s gift box.